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Mondo Beyondo

A friend sent this to me back in March, and I keep going back to read the email. I still haven’t done it, but I will, I will! And you should too. I don’t know where it came from but it’s lovely.

the power of intention

dreams manifestation
remember that the word “inspire” is about giving breath, giving life

1) Think about what you want. You can think of something small if you’d like, but why?  Tap into that wellspring of courage you have deep inside you, and dream big. Dream wildly. Dream mondo beyondo (see below). Think about what you would love to have in your craziest, most incredible fantasies.

2) Write it down. Again, be brave — don’t say things like, “If it’s meant to be, it would be nice to have …” – believe it is meant to be. Start your intentions with words like “I absolutely intend to …” and finish the sentence as specifically as possible (“I absolutely intend to make my first million dollars in 10 years.” “I absolutely intend to visit all 7 continents within the next 8 years.”). Write it down where you can see it. And if you feel brave enough, make it a public declaration, if you’d like.  The point is to just make it tangible – not just something you thought about quickly, but something you’ve actually reduced to words, letters and expression.

Then once you’ve written your intentions down, just take a deep breath and walk away. Don’t worry about how you did it – you did it right. I promise.

3) In the next 24 hours, make a list of 10 things that you’re grateful for. Gratitude is the ultimate bringer of more. It is the ultimate releaser of drama. Make that list and write it down. Or say it out loud. Or say it in prayer. Whatever feels most authentic to you.

And then finally, just keep on keeping on. Even if you think there’s nothing to the above, try it anyway. Seriously, what have you got to lose?

Lists to write every year instead of making resolutions

  • Things I learned last year
  • 10 things I am grateful for
  • 10 things I intend to create in my life this year
  • And finally, the whopper–the mondo beyondo list.

This is the list of things that are outrageous, wild, and may not even happen for 5 or 10 years from now. This is the list of things that are SO JUICY and unlikely to happen that you are afraid to even write them down. This might be the most important list of all! This is where the trip to Tibet goes, the gallery show for your paintings, meeting your favorite movie star, owning a home in Switzerland, or whatever makes you grin and feel jazzy just thinking about. If this list isn’t really fun to make, you’re not using your imagination. Think big! This is your mondo beyondo.

33 Search Terms in 80 Days

Wordpress allows you to see the search terms people use to find your blog. It’s fun to flip through them sometimes, although I worry a bit that reiterating them here is going to invite all kinds of unusual blog traffic. Move along. No pictures of intersex people here, and certainly no cat lady jokes.

  1. images of people stealing liquor trucks
  2. sucking paw kitten
  3. walking on an incline/up hills is the
  4. potter loop
  5. small british birds
  6. marathon not dressed like a runner
  7. stiff joints after running miles [Yes... that does happen. -lmb]
  8. shin splints and electrolyte balance
  9. grammatically incorrect songs
  10. grammatically incorrect signs
  11. short satanic poems
  12. funny sob story
  13. “lost in a dream” “don’t know which way to turn”
  14. aunt wrestling with nephew
  15. pregnant Britney costume
  16. oops down shirt
  17. noisy birthday cards
  18. roadkill bingo
  19. cat lady jokes
  20. up the catholic skirt
  21. best way to loop Indianapolis
  22. complaints against bluebell ice cream [How can there be such a thing?!?! -lmb]
  23. nymphatic pimps
  24. pictures of intersex people
  25. everything is bigger in texas gay bingo
  26. cute hermaphrodites
  27. wonder of south
  28. 100 things to tell snape
  29. fun copyediting [Oxymoron. -lmb]
  30. harry potter and the deathly fallows
  31. blue bell ice cream lyrics ["The best ice cream in the country." -lmb]
  32. south boob
  33. how to alphabetize the old fashion way