south of the loop

33 Search Terms in 80 Days

Wordpress allows you to see the search terms people use to find your blog. It’s fun to flip through them sometimes, although I worry a bit that reiterating them here is going to invite all kinds of unusual blog traffic. Move along. No pictures of intersex people here, and certainly no cat lady jokes.

  1. images of people stealing liquor trucks
  2. sucking paw kitten
  3. walking on an incline/up hills is the
  4. potter loop
  5. small british birds
  6. marathon not dressed like a runner
  7. stiff joints after running miles [Yes... that does happen. -lmb]
  8. shin splints and electrolyte balance
  9. grammatically incorrect songs
  10. grammatically incorrect signs
  11. short satanic poems
  12. funny sob story
  13. “lost in a dream” “don’t know which way to turn”
  14. aunt wrestling with nephew
  15. pregnant Britney costume
  16. oops down shirt
  17. noisy birthday cards
  18. roadkill bingo
  19. cat lady jokes
  20. up the catholic skirt
  21. best way to loop Indianapolis
  22. complaints against bluebell ice cream [How can there be such a thing?!?! -lmb]
  23. nymphatic pimps
  24. pictures of intersex people
  25. everything is bigger in texas gay bingo
  26. cute hermaphrodites
  27. wonder of south
  28. 100 things to tell snape
  29. fun copyediting [Oxymoron. -lmb]
  30. harry potter and the deathly fallows
  31. blue bell ice cream lyrics ["The best ice cream in the country." -lmb]
  32. south boob
  33. how to alphabetize the old fashion way

Posted 15 October 2007

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  1. Comment by susan on 15 October 2007 8:21 pm

    Checking search terms is my whole purpose for having a blog. My favorite so far is “playing petanque in France” which landed the searcher on my post “Petanque is for sissies with no fashion sense.”

  2. Comment by Kaj on 16 October 2007 6:26 am

    Obviously, ‘nymphatic pimps’ is my favorite, with the gay bingo one a close second.

  3. Comment by Serge on 19 October 2007 8:22 am

    i was just looking at the sissy bingo web page last week…

    it is some kinda charity event.

    but i am intrigued bu roadkill bingo.

    would the cards have little pictures of splayed armadillos and squirrels?

    and could the tokens be teeny little paws and rabbit’s feet?

    and it would be lots of old women smoking pall malls. but that goes without saying.

  4. Comment by Jen J on 24 October 2007 6:33 pm

    all of this and yet still no post about the Harry Potter outing (does outting have one T or 2)??? what gives?

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