south of the loop

No Bean Spilling

But I did just finish Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

I’m exhausted from 6 1/2 straight hours of reading; my neck hurts, I’m hungry, I’m thirsty, and I’m going nuts without anybody to talk about it with. So please, if you’ve finished, let me know! (By email, since I don’t want to be responsible for any bean spilling in the comments).

I decided—after I finished, of course—that I wanted to see what the alleged spoilers had said. I came across a spoof spoiler claiming that Harry would get all the girls in this book because now they “are old enough for Sex Magic.” Ha.

Wait Wait!

A few friends and I went to the free taping of the NPR show “Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!” last night in Millennium Park. My jaw hurt from laughing so hard. U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, looking very shy and intimidated by the huge crowd, was the guest for the “Not My Job” segment of the show. Best line:

Peter Sagal: So, you like Chicago?

Patrick Fitzgerald: Yes.

PS: You live on the north side of the city, right?

PF: Yes.

PS: And you work downtown?

PF: Yes.

PS: How do you feel about commuting?

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And now I’m off to hunt for apartments. Wish me luck!

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current book: OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER COMES OUT TOMORROW! I’m exercising tremendous restraint by waiting until after my morning run to pick it up. Considering I start a new job on Monday, staying up all night reading it seemed like kind of a bad decision.

current music: Spoon, Girls Can Tell; The New Pornographers, Twin Cinema.

current socks: Ooooh, wait till you see the picture of my pedicure. There are garish white flowers on my big toes. I feel like a tweenager. And I love it.

Thirty Second Review: Pitchforkpalooza

I decided to skip Lollapalooza this year and instead focus all my music festival energy on Pitchfork. It’s cheap, it’s small, and the lineup is great. You can spend five minutes on Google and find many more reviews, but since some of you have asked, here’s a very brief recap of my dusty weekend (I’m still not sure I’ve scrubbed all the dirt off my feet). I saw, at least in part, the following acts:

  • Voxtrot
  • Grizzly Bear
  • Iron & Wine
  • Clipse
  • Beach House
  • Fujiya & Miyaga
  • Oxford Collapse
  • Dan Deacon
  • Girl Talk
  • The Sea and Cake
  • Stephen Malkmus
  • The New Pornographers
  • Jamie Lidell
  • Of Montreal
  • De La Soul

Not bad for $35, although I missed a few bands on Sunday due largely to a CTA clusterfuck (and due partly to being a slowpoke and not getting going as early as I’d planned). In addition to the music and the hipster-wares being sold on festival grounds, Pitchfork also featured a poster convention, which boasted a surprisingly impressive collection of designers and artists (and all your favorite bands).

    Biggest surprise for me was actually The New Pornographers—I’ve seen them half a dozen times, and their sound hasn’t changed all that much since the release of Mass Romantic, so I wasn’t expecting anything new (especially since Neko wasn’t with them), but they were probably my favorite act of the weekend. Solid performance, infectious energy, and even their pixieish faux-Neko (whom I’ve seen with them before and like just fine) was fantastic. It was also nice to hear Stephen Malkmus play Pavement, notably (for me, anyways) “Spit on a Stranger,” although most of the reviews concur that he is better when backed by a full band.

    My favorite new band from the weekend is Fujiya & Miyaga, a British trio (I know!) whose tight, breathy, pop electronica was just as infectious as the big power-pop acts on the main stage. Jamie Lidell was another surprise, a one-man soul act who wore some sort of sparkly streamers around his head and played seemingly a dozen instruments at once. Biggest disappointment was Girl Talk, although it was hardly his fault—he was on the smallest stage, which lacked last year’s tent, and the crowd swelled to fill even the nearby trees. From where I stood, the sound was mediocre at best, and what I could hear was ruined by everybody around me yelling “Turn it up! Turn it up!” I ran into my friend John and his girlfriend, and the three of us tried moving to a better vantage point, but John was right—there was too much distance between Girl Talk and us to get really excited about it. So I guess I have to hit the next club he plays in Chicago.

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    current book: Nature’s Keepers: The Remarkable Story of How the Nature Conservancy Became the Largest Environmental Group in the World by Bill Birchard.

    current music: I just saw that the Old 97’s are playing Italian Fest here in a few weeks. Wahooo! It’s been awhile since I’ve seen them. I definitely need me a Rhett Miller & Murray Hammond fix.

    current socks: Purple with frogs.

    In Which I Very Briefly Stop Reading Harry Potter

    I’m moving slowly through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, partly because I want to soak up every little detail, and partly because I’m terrified to toe the precipice of the series’ looming finale. Please don’t kill Harry, Ms. Rowling (or is that Lady Rowling by now?). Please. I still haven’t recovered from Dumbledore’s death two years ago.

    In the meantime, a quick life update for those who turn their nose at Harry Potter and insult humanity. Next Wednesday is my final day copy editing for Company, and the following Monday, I start an amazing new job at … we’ll call it Organization. I’ll be a senior writer for a major conservation organization, and I am both excited and terrified. If there was ever a perfect position, this is it—not only is it a full-time writing position, I’ll also get sent out to conservation sites so I can get to know my subject material. Seriously, y’all, they’re actually paying me for this! It’s just enough outside my background to be frightening and challenging, but Organization’s principles and mission match nicely to my own, so I’m not too worried about building up my expertise quickly. My new boss is already setting up meetings and including me on office emails, so it looks like I’ll be hitting the ground running come July 23!

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    current book: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. I am going to see the fifth Harry Potter movie—affectionately as HPV by my friend Eryn—tomorrow night. And holy shit am I excited! Almost to the point that I don’t care if I like it or not—I just want something Harry Potter-related to hang on to. I’m really not ready for it to end. Perhaps I need to consult a therapist.

    current music: My friend Ryan just loaded a handful of CDs on me on Badminton Day Fourth of July. Better upload those soon. Don’t think my new job is going to be as conducive to having my earbuds in all the time.

    current socks: Stripey McStripesalot.

    Snape: Friend or Foe?

    If you are not a fan (or a reader) of Harry Potter, it’s probably best to stop reading this post now, as it won’t make much sense.

    In The Sorcerer’s Stone, Professor Snape turns out to have challenged Professor Quirrell’s loyalties—not, as Hermione, Harry, and Ron thought, tried to get the stone for himself. It seems clear enough that Snape suspects Quirrell’s intentions, whether or not he suspects that Q. has got himself tangled up with Voldemort. Right? He even confronts Q. on this matter, once overheard by Harry (under the cloak of the Invisibility Cape), and once when Snape tries to head Q. off on the forbidden third floor (after a troll diverts the rest of the teachers).

    But by the end, it is known that Voldemort has used Quirrell as a host body. So Snape must know, at least after the fact, that all his confrontations have been witnessed by Voldemort, his old boss (and whose name I keep typoing as Voldemart).

    So how, much later on, does he convince Voldemort that he is worthy of spying at Hogwarts? Surely Voldemort is suspicious after the Sorcerer’s Stone incident? Or am I forgetting something?

    Gratuitous Cat Pictures

    One of these days I’ll get my regular camera charged up and cleaned out so I won’t have to keep subjecting you to tiny thumbnail pictures. But in the meantime… how cute are my cats? I took a nap yesterday and awoke to this:

     

    the spooning begins she gazes into his eyes

     

    and then more spooning and still more spooning

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    current book: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

    current music: Still stuck on The Shins, but looking for a mix a friend recently made me. I know I uploaded it to iTunes, but heaven only knows what it’s called.

    current socks run: 8 miles yesterday. 12 miles next week, which marks the halfway point of training.