For Your Amusement
The spammers have been getting more creative lately. Below, a list of “people” I’ve received spam from:
- Kinswoman P. Workdays
- Detective M. Nightgowns
- Hoot P. Mischancing
- Really Brits
- Marvell A. Headband
- Hecate A. Domicile
- TimesOwls Lovers
- Mansion H. Flatbed
- Redding Optimist
Anybody out there writing a kids book? Because these are the perfect characters. Especially Detective M. Nightgowns.
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current book: I finally got last week’s New Yorker in the mail yesterday, and forgot to throw it in my work bag. And since I quoted from Elizabeth Costello last night, that’s still by the computer. So I spent my Metra ride staring out the window at the very gray day.
current music: …dance to electro-pop like a robot from 1984…
current socks: Gray with happy little dalmation puppies. My mom gave them to me.
Posted 23 March 2007
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those are excellent character names
or feral cat names…
And the spammers seem to be able to keep up with the exponential growth of carol’s feral cat population, too. The latest batch of spam included these gems:
- Royal Booth
- Pillow C. Defamation
- Sepulchers Q. Influences
- Iron Dombrosky
- Babysat G. Skittered
- Commutation A. Miscall
- Vouching U. Entente
I am definitely keeping track of them in case I ever write a kids book. Detective M. Nightgowns, on the prowl for the villainous Sepulchers Q. Influences…
Just today, I heard from my good friends Ringleader H. Nonsense and Merell Ursulina.
I’ve been saving these up for a few days:
Shampooed H. Harangues
Egypt I. Kentuckian
Spaceship R. Strum
Arivacano Belzoni
Fetus H. Anselm
Egypt I. Kentuckian is a professor of modern antiquities at the University of Southern Hidalgo.
HA!
And Spaceship R. Strum… there’s another kidlit character!