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Starting My New Year Off Right

I left work this evening in the midst of an apocalyptic rain storm. I got shat on by a big dirty pigeon on my way to the Metra. On my way off the Metra, I slipped and fell down the stairs, stopping only when my left temple rammed into the railing. I arrived home thoroughly soaked, crappy, and with my upper left molars substantially looser. Happy 2007, indeed.

Posted 4 January 2007

Filed under: chicago, life in general by admin2

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  1. Comment by Caro on 4 January 2007 9:32 pm

    Good God, woman. Hope you’re okay.

  2. Comment by lmb on 4 January 2007 10:53 pm

    Not long after writing this post, I stepped in fresh cat vomit. Barefoot, of course. Who have I pissed off!?!?

  3. Comment by carolstreet on 7 January 2007 6:18 pm

    maybe you should do a few hail marys, or something. won’t that do the trick?

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