south of the loop

U of C, Represent

In line at Fifth Third Bank during lunch to deposit a handful of checks.

clerk: You wanted … some money back?

me: Yes, $40.

clerk: Do you have your ID with you?

me: Yes. Wait, no. I just have my school ID. Is that okay?

I hand him my University of Chicago ID card and give him my social security number so he can verify the account.

clerk, looking at my deposit slip: How much did you want back?

me: Forty dollars.

clerk: Um. Your math’s a little off.

me, trying to be cute and nonchalant at the same time: Mmm. That doesn’t surprise me.

clerk: According to this … you want $310 back.

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current book: Finished Magellan on the Metra home. Will begin DeLillo’s The Body Artist tomorrow morning. I also purchased Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day today. It’s worth having a hard copy of.

current music: After listening to Os Mutantes’ first album three times in a row this morning, I couldn’t find anything that hit the spot. I’m tempted to listen to Calexico nonstop, but I don’t want too much of a good thing. So I bounced from Cat Power to The Clientele back to Os Mutantes.

current socks: A friend just gave me a pair of socks she got for me in Japan. They are white crew socks with black cats all over them, and the turquoise toes are divided in two… so that you can wear them with flip flops. Maybe I’ll do just that and tell everybody it’s a Japanese trend that I’m on the cutting edge of.


Even in Australia

Today was one of those days, a Lousy Wednesday indeed. It was the kind of day in which there’s bad news waiting in your e-mail inbox, the train is too crowded, the woman next to you is drowning in drugstore perfume, your expensive walking shoes start to rub against your heel. I tried working out this evening thinking that the endorphins might kick in and improve my mood, but I succeeded only in tripping on the treadmill no less than four times (shaddup, Miles: it was the treadmill, not me). It was the kind of day that only one thing could make better: when I got home, I had to look up and read the entire text of Judith Viorst’s brilliant Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Viorst doesn’t gloss over Alexander’s day. It plain sucks: his brothers get all the cereal box prizes, his teacher favors his friend’s drawing over his, he goes to the dentist, who discovers a cavity, and he has to eat lima beans, for fuck’s sake. The best part is that the moral of the story is that yeah, sometimes days do suck. Viorst doesn’t try to explain away Alexander’s bad day with his youth, and she doesn’t try to banish the rain cloud that follows him around. The day is just allowed to suck. And when Alexander proposes to run away from his bad day by moving to Australia, where things might be so upside down that his bad day could turn to a good one, he’s informed, in somewhat more kid-friendly language, that people have shitty days everywhere. Even in Australia.

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current book: will probably finish I Sailed with Magellan tomorrow, which means a lunchtime run to McBookstore. Magellan, while not pornographic, does have some explicit sex scenes–no big deal except that I do all my reading these days on a crowded Metra train, and I always imagine that the people sitting next to me are aghast and ready to start up a Tipper Gore-style campaign to prevent the reading of sex scenes in public places.

current music: I did a mini music festival recap today in my hole at work: The Shins, Calexico, Sleater-Kinney, Silver Jews, plus a little Neko Case for good measure. Also, I’m working on a blog post that justifies my recent download of Britney Spears’ “Toxic.” Seriously.

current socks: I wore my Grumpy Bear socks today. I’m not wallowing, I’m simply surrending to the suckiness of my day rather than trying to run away from it.

Can I Work For This Man?

He writes about children’s books and uses the word “fucking” in his blog. Oh, and he scoffs at celebrity-written kids’ books.

 

My hero.

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current book: nearly done with I Sailed with Magellan and ready for something new. I’ve gotten a handful of recommendations recently; it looks like either Don DeLillo’s The Body Artist or Michele Houellebecq’s The Elementary Particles is up next. Or perhaps I’ll pick up some JM Coetzee, whose writing is nearly always described as “spare,” for an antidote to Dybek’s rich descriptions. Disgrace was the last leisure reading I did before grad school (and considering one of the themes is rape, it wasn’t that leisurely), but Coetzee’s The Life and Times of Michael K has also been recommended.

current music: Sleater-Kinney’s “Modern Girl.” “My baby loves me / I’m so hungry / hunger makes me a modern girl.”

current socks: boring thorlo gym socks. There are novelty gym socks out there, but not in the brand I like. Sucks to be picky.

So Good It Deserves Its Own Post

The one t-shirt worth noting from Lollapalooza:

SHIT. I THOUGHT THIS WAS LILITH FAIR.

Lollapalooza’d

My strategy for most of Lollapalooza was simply to see as many bands as possible; I don’t get out to shows that often anymore, so this seemed a good opportunity to filter out what might be worthwhile seeing in the future. Like, say, at Austin City Limits Festival next month. That meant cutting a lot of shows short in order to walk the 3/4 mile across Grant Park to see another band. Over the course of the last three days, I saw at least part of the following sets:

  • Mates of State (yes, two people really can make that much sound, and yes, they really are that cute together)
  • Iron & Wine
  • The Raconteurs
  • My Morning Jacket
  • Sleater-Kinney (second-to-last show ever!)
  • Death Cab for Cutie (sadly, very boring)
  • Feist
  • Built to Spill (meh. never really liked them much.)
  • Calexico (who, as far as I’m concerned, stole the festival; they were all very comfortable on stage, but nobody was trying to be a rock star. They played a selection of their infectious, mariachi-tinged rock, bringing an accordion out for a few songs. The whole crowd was just happy afterwards.)
  • Sonic Youth
  • Gnarls Barkley (I don’t understand all the hype, but “Crazy” was covered live by both Kanye West and The Raconteurs)
  • The Dresden Dolls (great voice, terrible music, goth-clown fans)
  • The Flaming Lips (featuring dancing Santas and purple and silver space stewardesses)
  • Thievery Corporation
  • Manu Chao (between Thievery Corporation and Manu Chao, an important stereotype was confirmed: white people can’t dance)
  • The New Pornographers (sans Neko; what fun is that?)
  • Kanye West
  • The Shins (would have been great if the sound hadn’t been completely fucked up)
  • Of Montreal
  • Wilco

I’ll spare you the full reviews because I’m sure you can find better ones if you spend five seconds on Google. It was fun, exhausting, and worth every penny of my hard-borrowed $120. There were a handful of other bands I wanted to see, but I just couldn’t do the full 10 hour days. I’m looking forward to catching two of the missed bands, Stars and Nada Surf, at ACL. And hopefully The Shins will have better sound there, although I’m a bit concerned about how I’ll see the full Shins show and the full Calexico show (they’re back-to-back on separate stages). Also looking forward to Kings of Leon, Cat Power, Son Volt, Kasey Chambers, The Stills, KT Tunstall, Willie Nelson, Massive Attack…

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current book: got back into Dybek today. It feels like it’s been weeks since I’ve read.

current music: Calexico! Their new album, Garden Ruin, is pretty good, with a couple of outstanding singles. I also listened to a few of their older, more mariachi-influenced albums, which range from atmospheric to party-on-the-border. I’ve always enjoyed their music, but after seeing them live, I might have a full-fledged crush on them. I mean, if Neko Case isn’t going to show up, somebody’s gotta get my lovin’.

current socks: Thanks to super-sturdy (and super-expensive) band-aids, I managed to get through the entire weekend without developing any more blisters. My current wounds seem to be healing, so I am no longer wearing so many band-aids that I look like I have socks on. Won’t you be happy when winter hits and you can actually read about socks instead of gruesome descriptions of my feet?

Awash In A Sea of Indie Tees

Brendan and I kept a list of all the ironic tees we saw at Pitchfork last weekend. This list excludes (for the most part) thrift store finds that were merely worn ironically (my favorite: a sunset with the word “serenity,” all rendered in classic 80s style) as well as the numerous band t-shirts (the general rule of thumb seemed to be “the more obscure, the more better”).

We planned to do the same for Lollapalooza this past weekend, but the crowd was far more mainstream (I spotted exactly two Dave Matthews Band t-shirts and a handful of Hollister tees), and given the thousands and thousands and thousands of people, the payoff wasn’t very good. Just too much work for mildly-clever t-shirts. Brendan made the excellent point that any sort of list-making should occur naturally out of whatever presented itself; I suggested “most unlikely person listening to a given band,” but I think I trumped all possibilities when I saw the group of frat boys dancing to Mates of State on Friday afternoon.

So the list that follows is Pitchfork only. Anything in parenthesis was actually on the t-shirt in parenthesis or as a subtitle of sorts. The bracketed comments are my own. For your reading pleasure, ladies and gentleman: the good, the bad, the inexplicable.

  • spokes man for jesus [with picture of bike]
  • reading is sexy
  • achiever
  • you have died of dysentery [with picture of oregon trail covered wagon]
  • i support homo marriage
  • strictly for my ninjas
  • gang of four..$45, the pixies…$60, robert pollard…priceless
  • who the fuck is mick jagger?
  • cuckoo for cocoa puffs
  • it’s my f*cking birthday
  • famous movie quote
  • ithaca is gorges
  • third eye blind [we hope this one was ironic]
  • indier than thou
  • gin and jews
  • love me, love my alcoholic rages
  • librarians have tighter buns
  • f’n ho
  • hamster man
  • hernia movers inc.
  • justin says let’s rock
  • just another sexy bald guy
  • we be illin’ (sacred heart children’s hospital)
  • i ♥ to fart [on the butt of granny panties worn with a black bikini top]
  • a wizard has turned you into a whale. is this awesome? y/n
  • vote for jesus
  • flying nun 333
  • [requisite threadless.com t-shirt]
  • sex, drugs, & christian rock
  • wittgen
    stein
  • windows ‘95 is like mac ‘87
  • this is me (smiling in a black t-shirt)
  • j dilla changed my life
  • i ♥ lesbians [worn by a man]
  • ike turner
  • junior private dectective
  • arm wrestling championship – yeti vs. jesus – time to knuckle the fuck up
  • oh-so-HI-o
  • defend brooklyn
  • new kids ON TOUR the block [also hopefully ironic]
  • please sell us some pot [actually a piece of paper pinned to a t-shirt]
  • [requisite The Smiths t-shirt]
  • computers are fun and useful
  • meat, the press [with a picture of andy mooney]
  • die naked
  • give me your tots [with a picture of tater tots]
  • i’m on crack. how are you?
  • put down the drugs and come get a hug
  • 40 is sporty
  • expose yourself to mathematics [with a drawing of a man flashing]
  • hooked on oriental drugs
  • soy be it
  • raise your level of communication
  • chemists react faster
  • modern art makes me want to rock out (art brut)
  • sex, drugs, and dungeons & dragons
  • fighting cancer, now that’s a job
  • connect with music
  • hartford can get it up again
  • corporate radio sucks
  • 7.9 recommended
  • crazy glue it!
  • wrigley field: home of the world’s largest gay bar
  • have a golden day!
  • “gasp!”

spotted by other astute pitchforkers:

Excited About His Aunt Laura’s Birthday

they say it's your birthday

well, happy to you

Two Years Ago

Featuring yours truly as the classy birthday drunk … 

  

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7.9 Recommended

Pitchfork Music Festival

Pitchfork Music Festival tickets … $30

16 liters of water … $22

Thousands of ironic hipster t-shirts … priceless.

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I’m not sure I’m up to the task of a full-fledged Pitchfork Music Festival review, especially with Lollapalooza a mere 72 hours ahead. The last few days have been particularly exhausting, so I have only a few notes for now; Brendan has pledged to contribute toward a review, so hopefully these pages will soon feature a guest blogger with more thoughtful and exciting commentary than what I can provide right now.

Pitchfork was exactly what I had hoped for: cheap and relaxed with lots of good tunes. The park was set up with two large stages that were relatively close to each other; the festival alternated between the stages with only no more than 10 or 15 minutes between sets. Getting from one set to the next was no more taxing than pointing our feet (or in Brendan’s case, his checkerboard slip-ons) in a different direction. I didn’t love all the music I heard, but I discovered enough new bands to keep me happy for awhile: Art Brut, The Futureheads, Silver Jews, CSS, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, Os Mutantes. Silver Jews performed the last set on Saturday evening, and poet-turned-musician David Berman proved himself as funny as he is tortured: “This is probably the most musically-educated crowd I’ve ever played to. A lot of you have bands, and in a few years, you’re gonna take ‘em to the road. And when you do? Leave the Brian Wilson at home.” Not a Beach Boys fan, it seems.

Spoon delivered the penultimate set of the weekend, a fantastic and tight hour of music with nary a wasted note. And only Os Mutantes could follow: a little rough around the edges, but as one of them said, “it’s been 30 years!” The Reader aptly describes Os Mutantes as “the rock n’ roll arm of tropicalia… at their best they transcended genres.” And how! They had a blast on stage, shaking tambourines, dancing, throwing together psychedelia, samba, and rock n’ roll. The arrangements were in some places so tangled and complicated I wondered if they could come out of it, but unlike Silver Jews, they didn’t stay trapped in the song.

The best non-musical part of the weekend was finding ourselves at the pearly gates of hipster heaven. Aside from the requisite The Smiths t-shirts and nods to ’80s fashion (if I had pulled out my old gym shorts, I would have fit right in), we were awash in a sea of ironic tees. From the thrift store finds (“Help prevent Gringo food!” advertising a Mexican restaurant) to the hand-made, the park was saturated. Brendan and I made a list of nearly 70; we had originally planned to cull them into a Top 25 list, but I think the list itself is so impressive that it must be reproduced in its entirety. Stay tuned.

Here’s a t-shirt teaser for you; this guy summed it up with a handmade number that recalls Pitchfork’s rating system:

7.9 Recommended

Well put.

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current book: Stuart Dybek’s I Sailed With Magellan. The writing is lovely, almost too lovely. The descriptions are so rich and beautiful that it interrupts the narrative pace.

current music: CSS’ “Let’s Make Love and Listen to Death from Above.” CSS, a wildly energetic Brazilian dance-punk-pop outfit, turned out to be the sleeper hit of the whole festival.

current socks: No way. It’s hot as balls outside (read: like Texas in late Spring).